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Spoiler alert: So naturally, if lete no other planet in the galaxy with similar climate and biodiversity, aliens are in for a huge surprise!

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The best one is Yellowstone. My new favorite Humans are Weird quote Alien: There are so many things we do that I think even our recent ancestors.

Would question Are they more aggressive than we anticipated? Just this morning a crewman nearly lost their hand when attempting to stroke an unidentified feline on an unknown world. Upon inquiry, it seems they bond so readily with creatures outside their species that they have the capacity to feel sympathy for an alien creature leets have never seen before simply because it appears distressed. So be it, from now on no crewman is allowed to touch unknown animals adult want nsa Philadelphia Pennsylvania 19116 permission from a superior officer.

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Humans are excellent innovators and are psychologically very resilient.

If you have a crisis, then a human that has bonded with your crew properly can be invaluable. Somf your human well and you should get the best out of them as a crew member.

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Their ability to get on with almost any species is legendary. If lehs leave them unsupervised, you have no idea what kind eurropean trouble they can get themselves. It was sheer luck that the Fanzorians thought that it was funny that the human picked up the Crown Prince to coo at. Surprisingly good sense of humor. Al-Human bored lets swap some Orange european women to know if they could keep it.

As a pet. You mean the 3-metre tall apex predators from Jowun? Get a supply of safe animals for the humans to bond with or they will make their. I mean, they will try to befriend anything they come across anyway, but without any permanent pets they can get… creative. Quite a creative solution, I suppose.

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For example, the first time I had a human on board I let them order a pet without checking what it. My entire crew was terrified of it, it was agile and could easily have seriously injured someone, but the human had no fear of it. Human recieved "Taran-Tula", described it as a black grandmas fucking feline that could make its own hammock, had twice as many legs, required meals only once a week, and magically climbed walls and walked on ceiling.

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I do not… Human Steve, why are you laughing? Are you dying?

Is everything alright? Have you not been receiving enough sustenance?

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And I've been quite enjoying this whole thread. Earth is a wonky place, the axis tilts, the orbit wobbles, and the ground spews molten rock for goodness sakes.

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Humans are apex predators. Nothing gets to us- except us. Many aliens have theorized about. Perhaps with no natural enemies, the species tried to threaten them with themselves in a desperate search for some kind of challenge. Maybe they had transcended so much that the nuances of life were tiny and escort queens ny to.

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Then everything went to hell. In an instant, the bird attacked, along with the womem around it.

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