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She, on the other hand will divorce this young buck in a year or so, and continue through her endless cycle of marrying, flirting with someone else, divorcing, and over.

Sit back and watch her self-destruct! You should be concerned about this, you are not paranoid about it.

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I've been married for eight years, and I'm always shocked and stunned at how often my wife regards me as little more than a scratch toy.

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I think throwing the five in there also helps build up the sexual release. He's teasing you. It's a real cool trick. Is there a i want my wife to flash nerve-racking chore to perform than putting dishes away while the kids are sleeping? It's not possible to even SET a plate on top of another without it sounding like a gunshot echoing through the house. Here's how you can make your million dollars: I've long argued with my thai massage fresno that we should use paper plates and paper cups until the children are at least They make no noise.

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I'm not a goddamn cat burglar. I can't always keep quiet. Accept me for my loud fartiness. But now I've become a tightass when it comes to noise. So like, when houseguests come over and the kids are sleeping, I have to bitch at THEM to not be too noisy, lest they wake up the precious, mmy children.

And that makes me feel like a douche.

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Kids shouldn't grow ears until age It's not like they use them to listen. Is it weird that when I get in bed, I imagine myself teaching a class about how to sleep. And not a preschool or something, I mean i want my wife to flash ii lecture hall of students who are paying an exorbitant amount of money to be touched by my sleeping wisdom. I lecture on everything: I sleep with a fan on so in the winter I mentally explain to my "students" how to maximize the cold air to comfort ratio.

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